05 April 2009

My Sweatshirt


This is my sweatshirt. Personally, I like it! It catches your attention, it's big enough for two, and you could spend all day reading it and still not get through it all. It's very bright, and many people say it is "Ghetto Fabulous." When I saw it on the rack, I knew it was for me. Unfortunatly, the only sizes they had were XXL and XXXXL. I am tall, but I'm not that big, so I opted on the XXL. Seeeking to be positive, I figure that just means I got double the sweatshirt for the same price as one half as big! Man I am a thrifty shopper. People say my sweatshirt doesn't match my personality, but, well, I guess I don't know what to say about that. What do you think? My sweatshirt is very warm, cozy, and I love the colors. The designs I have discovered on it include (it's so big, more designs are being discovered every day): a telephone pole, a dirt biker, the words "King's County," and some orange. I have sought to make a connection between those symbols, but to no avail. Perhaps the dirt biker is a telecommunications worker, and he is biking in King's County against an orange sun? Another unique feature of the sweatshirt is all the glitter it has. Whenever I wear it I get glitter all over everything. It's on my face, my bag, in my lunch, and all over my homework. Oh well, it's worth it for the style. It's made by "5 and Jungle," which is undefined on urbandictionary.com; consequently I have no idea what it means. If I had to guess, I would say it means "Five O'Clock in the Jungle is Feeding Time."

8 comments:

Carson said...

I think it matches your personality very well.

Lyndsi Shae* said...

This is maybe my favorite post ever. It is my personal belief that all sweatshirts should be big enough for two, and that it is ALWAYS okay to opt for the glittery and ghetto-fabulous. Sometimes I pretend I am Beyonce. Did you know that? Anyway, I love that you own this thing. And that you consulted urbandictionary.com for its ultimate meaning.

PS-- You were visitor 1,026. I thought maybe I'd give number 1000 a prize, but they're from London so I'm pretty sure we don't know each other on account of I just eat biscuits and chill in america. But I think 1.026 is pretty rockin as well right?

Lauren Palmer said...

You could totally wear that sweatshirt on dates when it's cold outside, and be like "Hey baby, this is an XXL. I can get you in here for some eXtraeXtra-Lovin' right about now"

brook said...

dave. you's an original o.g. this fits you perfectly. and it's FLYYY

brook said...

ps. i also know that king's county is this straight up cholo-licious place south of gilroy...maybe originated there?

Bethany said...

I love Lauren's comment. And I love the sweater! It is pretty much amazing.. :)

christine said...

remember when brooke wore your sweatshirt and put foil on her teeth? hahahahah! david, i do know that you LOVE the dollar theater. that was our first sort of date. good times. and i do love the blog world

C.Jay said...

Dude, it's total you