Note: Only read this post if you are in good health and your abdominals can withstand intense contractions! Now onto the joke: A blind man with a seeing-eye dog walks into a store and abrubtly stops. Then, out of the middle of nowhere, he picks up the dog and starts to swing it around his head, only holding onto the the leash. The store manager runs over and angrily asks, "Excuse me Sir! Are you insane? What are you doing?" The blind man frankly replies, "Oh, just taking a look around!" Badaboom! I love it! I have some more jokes of nearly the same caliber but they will not be showcased just yet.
If you've been looking for me, you probably haven't found me in Utah. If you've been looking in Belmont however, you would find me becuase that's where I'm at! Next time though, you should just call or read my blog to find out where I am. I had a lengthy trip home on Thursday, although none of it was all that note-worthy except for one passenger who sat behind me from Chicago to Boston. Do you have time to hear about it? Great. As I sat down she was on the phone talking in a stentorian voice about her daughter who was apparently large with a babe in her belly. The conversation went like this:
Lady Behind Me (We'll call her Mama Jo): "DID YOU HAVE THE BABY YET? I'M ON MY WAY THERE JUST AS FAST AS I CAN! DON'T HAVE HER YET!... NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT MAKING DINNER, I'LL GRAB SOMETHING WHEN I LAND... NO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE... YOU'RE PREGNANT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! OH REALLY? DOES IT HAVE CHEESE? OH WELL, THEN MAYBE... YEA? WELL, THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS! YEA, I'LL DEFINATELY EAT THAT." I wanted to ask if there was going to be leftovers that I could take home with me... Oh the joys of travel. But now I am home and loving it!