My resolutions for 2009 are not few in number. When you have as many peccadillos as me, setting goals for improvement is not difficult. For example:
- Literacy: Get through at least one Berentstein Bears Book (by myself)
- Hygeine: Remember to put on deodorant four times a week
- Physical: Grow a tail
- Mental: Memorize my 1's multiplication tables (at least 1x1 through 1x9)
Sure they won't be easy, but then again, neither will deciding on Daylight Savings Time or Just Saying No to incandescent lightbulbs.